I’ve gotta reblog this one too! This reminds me, I’ve actually been meaning to post a few communist jokes myself.
Yesterday, a visiting comrade from the Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist) told us this popular joke from Bulgaria:
A woman wakes in the middle of the night and sits up in bed. She leaps out of bed and rushes to look in the medicine cabinet. She runs to the kitchen to open the refrigerator. She turns to the window, opens it and and looks out on the street. Breathing a sigh of relief, she returns to bed.
Wakened by her frantic activity, her husband asks, ‘what’s wrong?’
‘I had a dreadful nightmare’, she says. ‘I dreamed that we could once again afford to buy medicine, that the refrigerator was full of food and that the streets were safe and clean’.
‘How can that be a nightmare?’ Her husband asks.
‘I thought that communism was back’, she says, shaking her head.